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DNA War feat Billy Mays Band

by Absolute Valentine

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grEyheartPsycho Good Job, Absolute Valentine.
I like the sound of that bass.
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kmxexii After listening to Police Heartbreaker I wasn't thrilled at the prospect of another release. Its outrun and darksynth was pleasant but more about textures than anything else. DNA War digs deep, though, and if the followup slaps half this hard then it has my notice. DNA is a noisy cyberpunk bass-heavy banger with a poignant, soft side in the middle section. I dig the layered synths but what really got me was the coda between the hard drum clicks and flirtation with 8-bit and glitch. More, please!
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Ewokonfire This music somehow makes me feel like I'm watching a cutscene and there's about to be a really difficult boss fight.
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Baby, it’s hot outside. A war’s going on and all that stands before Omega Corp. and total control of the entire human race is Absolute Valentine.

They want to hack us, they want to hack our DNA. Once they break the chains they can rebuild us any way they choose... and AV has snatched their plans from the dead hands of the inside man, the life of his best friend given so that we could learn our fate.

Blueprint in clenched fist, AV faced the mighty machine that is the corporation head-on in the wasteland between the mile-high metropolis and the slums that encircled it. The world of both sides watched on.

Deep into a 9-hour epic tussle, he was obliterated. Or so they thought... You see, AV wasn’t respected for his intelligence, like the rest of the faces they’d stomped into the dirt. He had the upper hand. A replicant of himself was switched during a break in the fighting, under the cloak of smoke from a nearby burning ruin.

After they’d seen his body obliterated by the shells of 13 low flying heavy bombers they left for the remained of the resistance in a fragile but unforgiving state.

Absolute Valentine then made his move which took through the shadows and close to the source of their power. There he’d re-energize and wait for news of Billy Mays joining from the rear, before rising to take down beast from within.

His heart had long been broken and love had long evaporated and passed through our atmosphere. But he is human after all and he simply couldn’t let his friend and humanity be slain for the sake of nothing more than total power.

Would you like to be a near-mindless machine made from blood, bones, and flesh working non-stop until your death? No. Neither do the rest.

Come this February, Absolute Valentine will rise and take the glittering prize that is world freedom. Lie down or join the DNA War... It’s your call.


released February 1, 2019

@Music written & produced by Absolute Valentine and Billy Mays Band



@Mixed & Mastered by Absolute Valentine

@Artwork by Atom Cyber :

@Community Manager & Publicist : Darren deToni


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2016 sees the birth of LAZERDISCS RECORDS managed by 2 founders of Drive Radio. The label is focused on promising and emerging music styles such as synthwave, retrowave, outrun, futuresynth, neodisco, and slow-mo techno. Based in France, Lazerdiscs has decided to open worldwide with the support of fantastic artists like Absolute Valentine, Niky Nine, Robert Parker and many more ... ... more

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